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    Default No speakah de english P1000.00 says you're gonna read the story again!

    A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.


    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
    is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following

    (not sure if this was posted already before. just wanted everybody to wear a smile today)

    Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.


    The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed
    sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country. We don't speak aloud
    Public places about our sex lives.


    'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
    Who talkin'abouta sehx? I'm ajusta tellin' my frienda
    how to spell ' Mississippi

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    manyakis si lady.

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    wow lashing na shlang... haha...

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    @barungkol & mortalpitbulls - hahaha!

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