jejemonster

[shootodog]

definition found here

Tj's Daily®: Jejemon: What Are They?

video here

YouTube - The Anti-Jeje Party (a political ad spoof)

[KudO]

wahahahahaha... natawa ako dun ha.

I have my former gf na pag tintxt ako ang tawa nya ay jejeje instead na hehehe. JEJEMOn rin kaya siya.


Pero natatawa tuloy ako pag naiisip ko

[frake]

jejeje! (hehehe!)

There's another way to identify jejemons. Males often wears jejecap. Please click on the link http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...6zaho1_500.jpg for proper guidance.

hahaha!

[burungkol]

Know your Jologs: The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/

The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/


This is what we call the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. No, not ROCKER, because rockers are fine upstanding citizens who get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. But they’re geniuses. Some well-known rockers are John Lennon, Ely Buendia, and the like. But r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ are different. They get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. And they’re douchebags.

How to spot a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/
You can find r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ in their natural habitat if you go to any rock concert. There you’d find them in black t-shirts (if wearing clothing at all), getting drunk, smoking weed, swaying wildly to the music of Cueshe and 6cyclemind, and throwing those oversized Red Horse bottles around. Once in a while another r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ gets hit by a flying bottle. And of course an altercation happens where they grab their pocket knives and start slashing each other’s necks like the wild animals they are. And they may also slice the neck of an innocent bystander or two as well. LOLZ ensues.

What to do in case of a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ attack
r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ have been known to be swift and merciless. And sloppy. So if you don’t want r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ juice dripping out of any of your orifices, you must follow these simple steps in order to survive a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ attack:

Try to distract the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ first. Bring out a poster of Spongecola and throw it far, far away.
Scream “Look, it’s 6cyclemind!”, point behind them, and when they look away, run to safety as fast as possible.
Do that stupid rock sign with your hands, bob your head up and down wildly, and act like one of them. You’d blend in and they’d forget that they wanted to attack you in the first place.
r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ in the wild


wAtZ uP FuNK?!?!?!


Oh dear God, why?!

original post from here.

[burungkol]

Know your Jologs: The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ subclass called xx E ~ m ~ 0 xx

Just look at this:

Know your Jologs: gAnGzTaH

gAnGzTaHs are the total opposite of r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. No, they’re not well-mannered and totally behaved in concerts, but the music they listen to is the total opposite of rock. You see, rockers often sing about offering virgins to the devil in exchange for fame and fortune and some weed (don’t believe me? Listen to their songs backwards).

gAnGzTaHs, in contrast, listen to this music called Hip-Hop. It’s about how blacks try to earn money by selling cocaine, after which they’ll spend the money they earned buying large gold and silver jewelry pieces they call “bling-blings”, horridly colored cars with pointless hydraulics and large houses in which to house their large harems of loose and willing women. Also, they have a strange obsession with covering everything in diamonds.

Of course, Black Rappers live by the street cred of hardship and suffering earned from years of living in the ghetto that none of our gAnGzTaH specimens have experienced. I mean, blacks have ginormous penises and have starred in at least one interracial porn film, while gAnGzTaHs have starred in numerrous You Tube videos of them trying to lip-synch to Glock 9 lyrics.

So how do they communicate?

Yes, gAnGzTaHs, as dense as they are, try to communicate. They write rhymes that seemingly resemble 50 Cent’s lyrics. they also seem to be fixated with the words “shiznit”, “bitch”, “ghetto” and other terms that only them could understand. See specimen #1 up there? That nice-looking guy in blue? I asked him to write a rhyme or two for me and this is what he came up:

MY NAME IS RAPER” AKA DERRTY-AL I STARTED HARLEM AND RAP WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD…,,SABI NG IBA MAGALING DAW KONG MAG HARLEM LALO NA SA SCHOOl,, PERO..DI AKO NANINIWAL KASE KUNG MAGALING AKO SANA SIKAT NA KO AND MY MONEY AND FAME NA SANA KO,,,HEHEHE!!!I LOVE TO SMOKE WEED MASARAP KASE PAG HIGH EH!!!!

AYT!!!KISS MY ASS,SUCK MY BOLLS CHUPAIN AKO KUNG ANAK KA NG BITCH!!!

original post from here.

[burungkol]

Spotting a gAnGzTaH

You can almost always tell gAnGzTaHs away because of their appearance. They’d wear that unmistakably oversized t-shirt and baggy jeans. They’d also have that stupid baseball cap with the unbent bill. And they also sport the “bling-blings”, which, for reasons unkown to this writer, do not give them osteoporosis in spite of the weight of these metals. And thanks to their Photoshop skillz, they also look like they’re already burning in hell.


A gAnGzTaH discovering that posing naked and wearing a pair of oversized earphones makes him look like a penis. And he’s lovin’ it.


Jhun-jhun and Jhomar demonstrating a typical gAnGzTaH activity: waving wildly and looking like douchebags in front of a webcam. In a public internet cafe. They’re also showing us the shoes of the baby they mercilessly murdered a few hours ago, gAnGzTaH-style.


They also moonlight as Abu Sayyaff bandits. Da shiznit!

original post from here.

[burungkol]

BONUS! A gAnGzTaH CANNIBALISTIC RITUAL- CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

YouTube - the romelle slim shady

[kardingtare]

what's happening to the filipino youth? this is really scary... lolz

[BRUNOS BOSS]

mga kabataan ngayon talaga makagaya lang sa gangster ng kano. Mabuhay ang Punks nung 80's hahahaha

[shootodog]

actually mas may dangal ang orig na punks at anarchy circle noon. mas may style.